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Cross Stitch Patterns

Bah Fucking Humbug! – Pattern

Bah Fucking Humbug! – Pattern

Embrace your festive spirit or lack there of, with the ‘Bah Fucking Humbug’ cross stitch pattern, the ultimate funny Christmas cross stitch pattern for those who prefer a cheekier approach to the holiday season.

This digital download offers instant access, allowing you to dive straight into a DIY project from the comfort of your own home.

Designed for all skill levels, this pattern comes with easy-to-follow instructions and is perfect for beginners.

Simply print at home and get started on a hilarious piece that’s sure to spark conversations and laughter at your next holiday gathering.

Stitch your way to festive fun, or gift it to a fellow Grinch who will appreciate the humour.

Spread some laughter this Christmas with your very own Bah Fucking Humbug masterpiece!

PATTERN DETAILS:

  • Total stitched area :
  • 97 x 129 stitches
  • 6.9 x 9.2 inches on 14 count aida cloth
  • 5.4 x 7.2 on 18 count aida cloth
  •  Colours: 2
  • Stitch type: Full Cross Stitches

PDFs INCLUDED IN DOWNLOAD:

Product Type: Digital PDF Pattern including legend information- 3 formats

  • Coloured blocks and symbols
  • Black and white symbols
  • Pattern keeper file

Beginner instructions

SKILL LEVEL:

Confident Beginner/ Some previous experience

*Please note this is a downloadable cross stitch pattern only. No materials are included in the listing.

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Bite Me  – Pattern PDF

Bite Me – Pattern PDF

This fun ‘Bite Me’ cross stitch pattern is ideal if you love Halloween, vampires, horror movies and all things dark and creepy.

This is a great design whether if you are all about the Goth aesthetic or just want to create a piece of handmade Halloween decor.

DESIGN SPECIFICATIONS:

  • Design area- 4.7 x 4.6 inches on 14 count aida
  • Stitches- 66 x 65
  • Colours- 5
  • Full stitches and backstitch

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SSDGM- Cross Stitch Pattern PDF

SSDGM- Cross Stitch Pattern PDF

For those who may not already be aware, “SSDGM” is an abbreviation for “Stay Sexy And Don’t Get Murdered”, which has become a rallying cry among fans of the true-crime podcast “My Favorite Murder”.

These fans, affectionately called “Murderinos”, are incredibly devoted to hosts Karen and Georgia. Here at Curious Twist HQ, we too are huge fans of the podcast and enjoy binge-listening to it while we work.

  • Design area- 7.8 x 3.6 inches (using 14 count Aida fabric)
  • 109 x 51 stitches
  • 2 colours
  • Full cross stitches

 

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Skeleton – Pattern PDF

Skeleton – Pattern PDF

F*ck everyone but make it spooky. This Halloween cross stitch design doubles up a year-round middle finger for goth dolls and horror film fans…

DESIGN SPECIFICATIONS:

  • Design area- 2.9 x 5.4 inches (using 14 count Aida fabric)
  • 48 x 91 stitches
  • 1 colour
  • Full cross stitches

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