If You Wake The Baby- Dinosaur Pattern
DESIGN SPECIFICATIONS:
- Design area: 3.8 x 3.4 inches (using 14 count Aida fabric)
- Stitches: 53 x 47
- Colours: 5
- Stitches: Full Cross Stitches and Backstitch
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Cross Stitch Patterns
Blow Me!- Pattern PDF
DESIGN SPECIFICATIONS:
- Design area- 3.9 x 4.5 inches (on 14 count aida fabric)
- 54 x 63?stitches
- 4 colours
- Full cross stitches and backstitch
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Cunt- Pattern PDF
This NSFW, cunt cross stitch pattern is definitely not for children and the easily offended!!
DESIGN SPECIFICATIONS:
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4 x 4 inches (on 14 count aida fabric)
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56 x 56 stitches
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5 colours
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Full stitches only
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Dead Inside – Pattern PDF
Looking for the perfect project to match your spooky vibes? The “Dead Inside” cross stitch pattern is the perfect way to express your dark side?with a touch of humor.
Imagine this eerie piece hanging by your door or perched above your desk, a permanent reminder of your love for all things dark and sarcastic. It?s like a year-round Halloween decoration that doesn?t need candy or fake cobwebs to send the right message.
It?s a design that says everything, without having to say much at all.
This easy-to-follow digital pattern makes it accessible for cross stitch beginners, but it?s also satisfying for more experienced stitchers who love a little Halloween fun.
You?ll get step-by-step instructions, a clear counted cross stitch pattern, and the satisfaction of crafting something with just the right amount of spooky charm.
Download the “Dead Inside” cross stitch pattern instantly and start stitching tonight! No need to wait for shipping?your next creepy crafting adventure is just a click away.
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Live, Laugh, F*ck Off – Pattern PDF
Introducing the Live Laugh Love cross stitch pattern, a cheeky addition to your crafting repertoire.
This downloadable and printable pattern brings an alternative twist to a cheesy sentiment, perfect for adding personality up any space.
With its humorous design, it’s not just a project; it’s a conversation starter!
Ideal for both beginners and experienced stitchers, this cross stitch pattern allows you to express your sweary side while enjoying a fun and rewarding crafting experience.
Download your pattern today and start stitching your way to a more vibrant decor!
DESIGN SPECIFICATIONS:
- Design area:? 5.4 x 4.8?inches (using 14 count Aida fabric)
- Stitches: 75 x 67
- Colours: 4
- Stitches: Full Cross Stitches
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Bah Fucking Humbug! – Pattern
Embrace your festive spirit or lack there of, with the ‘Bah Fucking Humbug’ cross stitch pattern, the ultimate funny Christmas cross stitch pattern for those who prefer a cheekier approach to the holiday season.
This digital download offers instant access, allowing you to dive straight into a DIY project from the comfort of your own home.
Designed for all skill levels, this pattern comes with easy-to-follow instructions and is perfect for beginners.
Simply print at home and get started on a hilarious piece that’s sure to spark conversations and laughter at your next holiday gathering.
Stitch your way to festive fun, or gift it to a fellow Grinch who will appreciate the humour.
Spread some laughter this Christmas with your very own Bah Fucking Humbug masterpiece!
PATTERN DETAILS:
- Total stitched area :
- 97 x 129 stitches
- 6.9 x 9.2 inches on 14 count aida cloth
- 5.4 x 7.2 on 18 count aida cloth
- Â Colours: 2
- Stitch type: Full Cross Stitches
PDFs INCLUDED IN DOWNLOAD:
Product Type: Digital PDF Pattern including legend information- 3 formats
- Coloured blocks and symbols
- Black and white symbols
- Pattern keeper file
Beginner instructions
SKILL LEVEL:
Confident Beginner/ Some previous experience
*Please note this is a downloadable cross stitch pattern only. No materials are included in the listing.
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