Who says Christmas has to be all holly and jolly?

With this digital download of our cheeky “Merry Whatever the Fuck” design, you get a Christmas cross stitch chart that brings a heavy dose of holiday realism with a sprinkle of snarky humor.

Perfect for adding a rebellious twist to your festive decor, this pattern lets you choose your own colour scheme and fabric, so it’s as flexible as it is cheeky.

If you’re on the hunt for cross stitch xmas patterns that are definitely not your average Christmas, look no further.

This instant-download chart is a perfect fit for your stash?or as a hilarious gift for a friend with a delightfully twisted sense of humor.

This design fits perfectly in a 6″ embroidery hoop and requires just two colours of thread