Holiday cheer but make it sweary—introducing our Christmas counted cross stitch kit featuring delicate snowflakes and a message that says it all: “Merry Whatever the Fuck!”

This sweary design is stitched on bold blue aida that really pops, delivering both a dash of festive charm and a side of holiday sass.

Perfect for adults just starting their cross stitching journey, this kit includes all the high-quality materials Curious Twist fans love, plus beginner-friendly instructions that keep it simple.

Searching for funny secret Santa gifts for a creative colleague or friend? This one’s guaranteed to make everyone laugh (and maybe gasp a little).

Stitch it, hang it, or gift it to someone with a similar “WTF” attitude to the holiday spirit—this isn’t your average Merry Christmas!

Kit Contents:

8 x 8 inch blue 14 count aida fabric

6 inch embroidery hoop

Pre-sorted DMC embroidery floss

3 x needles

Counted cross stitch chart

Beginners guide to cross stitch