Non-Sweary Patterns

Celebrate your lady garden with this fabulous vagina cross stitch pattern

So, do your Kegels, have regular smear tests and don’t allow anything sub-par anywhere in the vicinity of your “V”.

Love your lady garden, and tend those flowers!

DESIGN SPECIFICATIONS:

• Design area-? 4.8 x 5.5 inches (using 14 count aida fabric)
• 66 x 77 stitches
• 12 colours
• Full cross stitches

This modern design cross stitch looks great either as a wall hanging or propped up on a shelf in pride of place.

DESIGN SPECIFICATIONS:

• • Design area- 3.6 x 2.3 inches (on 14 count aida fabric)
  • 67 x 42 stitches
  • 1 colours
  • Full cross stitches

   

This is a downloadable, PDF pattern. The download includes single sheet A4 formats, enlarged to cover two sheets, colour blocks and symbols, and black and white symbols and a copy of our Beginner’s Guide To Cross Stitch

DESIGN SPECIFICATIONS:

• Design area:? 8.1 x 7.9?inches?on?14 count?aida,
• 6.3 x 6.1 inches on 18 count aida
• Stitches: 114 x 110
• Colours: 6
• Stitches: Full Cross Stitches

This naughty succulent design makes an ideal gift for any plant lover!

CROSS STITCH PATTERN SPECIFICATIONS:

• Design area-?3.4 x 3.1?inches (using 14 count Aida fabric)
• 48 x 44?stitches
• 6?colours
• Full cross stitches

This cross stitch design is especially for the carrot tops, fiery redheads and strawberry blondes the world over.

This cheeky design makes a perfect gift for your favourite redhead!

 DESIGN SPECIFICATION:

• 7.5 x 4.9 inches (on 14 count aida fabric)
• 105 x 69 stitches
• 3 colours
• Full cross stitches

Whether you’re a dog lover, a cat person or just not too keen on humans this cheeky design is for you.

DESIGN SPECIFICATIONS:

Design area-
3.5 x 3 inches (using 14 count aida fabric)
143 x 48 stitches
5 colours
Full cross stitches and backstitch