Sweary Patterns – Curious Twist

Prick Cross Stitch Pattern PDF

Introducing the Prick Cactus Cross Stitch Pattern – the perfect blend of humour and creativity for cactus lovers! This digital download features a quirky design that captures the essence of your favourite prickly plant with a playful twist. Ideal for adding a touch of fun to your home decor or as a unique gift for friends, this pattern is both engaging and easy to follow.

Express your love for cacti while showcasing your stitching skills. Get ready to create a charming piece that will surely bring a smile to anyone’s face!

Download your Prick Cactus Cross Stitch Pattern today and let the stitching adventure begin!

DESIGN SPECIFICATIONS:

Design area- 5.4 x 2.5 inches (using 14 count aida fabric)
75 x 35 stitches
5 colours
Full cross stitches and backstitch

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Cunt- Pattern PDF

This NSFW, cunt cross stitch pattern is definitely not for children and the easily offended!!

DESIGN SPECIFICATIONS:

4 x 4 inches (on 14 count aida fabric)
56 x 56 stitches
5 colours
Full stitches only

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If You Wake The Baby- Dinosaur Pattern

DESIGN SPECIFICATIONS:

Design area: 3.8 x 3.4 inches (using 14 count Aida fabric)
Stitches: 53 x 47
Colours: 5
Stitches: Full Cross Stitches and Backstitch

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Live, Laugh, F*ck Off – Pattern PDF

Introducing the Live Laugh Love cross stitch pattern, a cheeky addition to your crafting repertoire.

This downloadable and printable pattern brings an alternative twist to a cheesy sentiment, perfect for adding personality up any space.

With its humorous design, it’s not just a project; it’s a conversation starter!

Ideal for both beginners and experienced stitchers, this cross stitch pattern allows you to express your sweary side while enjoying a fun and rewarding crafting experience.

Download your pattern today and start stitching your way to a more vibrant decor!

DESIGN SPECIFICATIONS:

Design area:? 5.4 x 4.8?inches (using 14 count Aida fabric)
Stitches: 75 x 67
Colours: 4
Stitches: Full Cross Stitches

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Bah Fucking Humbug! – Pattern

Embrace your festive spirit or lack there of, with the ‘Bah Fucking Humbug’ cross stitch pattern, the ultimate funny Christmas cross stitch pattern for those who prefer a cheekier approach to the holiday season.

This digital download offers instant access, allowing you to dive straight into a DIY project from the comfort of your own home.

Designed for all skill levels, this pattern comes with easy-to-follow instructions and is perfect for beginners.

Simply print at home and get started on a hilarious piece that’s sure to spark conversations and laughter at your next holiday gathering.

Stitch your way to festive fun, or gift it to a fellow Grinch who will appreciate the humour.

Spread some laughter this Christmas with your very own Bah Fucking Humbug masterpiece!

PATTERN DETAILS:

Total stitched area :
97 x 129 stitches
6.9 x 9.2 inches on 14 count aida cloth
5.4 x 7.2 on 18 count aida cloth
Colours: 2
Stitch type: Full Cross Stitches

PDFs INCLUDED IN DOWNLOAD:

Product Type: Digital PDF Pattern including legend information- 3 formats

Coloured blocks and symbols
Black and white symbols
Pattern keeper file

Beginner instructions

SKILL LEVEL:

Confident Beginner/ Some previous experience

*Please note this is a downloadable cross stitch pattern only. No materials are included in the listing.

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Be Nice Or F*ck Off- Pattern

DESIGN SPECIFICATIONS:

Design area- 4.1 x 4.3 inches (on 14 count aida fabric)
58 x 60 stitches
5 colours
Full cross stitches and backstitch

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